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Elemental Mixology Retainer

Text, Voice, or Videochat

Retainers may also be purchased as gifts.

An Elemental Mixology retainer is something like a virtual 'cushion subscription'. Whether from the middle of a bar shift, standing in a liquor store trying to choose the best bottle for purpose, planning drinks for a get-together, or just wishing to settle a friendly disagreement, it is like having the best-possible tipple advisor in your pocket. It entitles the subscriber to real-time advice via text-message, to schedule a voice-call within the same day, or to schedule a live video-chat by the overmorrow (using Google Chat - up to twice per week). With the videochat retainer, a course of instruction, including demonstration, can be set up, if desired.

For multiples of the time unit, change to quantity to that amount. For example, to purchase a six-month text retainer, select the thirty-day option and change the quantity to six.

Upon purchase, you will receive a confirmation e-mail message from this domain (elementalmixology.com) with instructions. Reply to it with the appropriate details for contact method, and ask for a method test time. Once we have tested the method and chatted a bit, the retainer period will be considered to have begun.

Use the contact tab above to enquire about taking a retainer subscription before purchasing one.

Monthly (30-Day) Text Retainer: $30.00

Annual (365-Day) Text Retainer: $300.00

Monthly (30-Day) Voice Retainer (including text): $100.00

Annual (365-Day) Voice Retainer (including text): $1,000.00

Monthly (30-Day) Videochat Retainer (including text and voice): $200.00

Annual (365-Day) Videochat Retainer (including text and voice): $2,000.00